December 2010
26 posts
brandon vaughn: LA Comedian Tumblrs 2 →
brandonvaughn:
A few months back I posted a list of LA comedian Tumblr’s that I dig. Here’s a few more to toss on that list. Some I know, some I don’t know, but all are very funny and will keep your laptop keys brined from laugh tears.
Andrew DeWitt - We went to high school together and hadn’t seen each…
I probably can’t live up to the description herein, but I like that my comedy...
November 2010
29 posts
I was going to post this for the end of Fire...
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
oldmanweldon:
pauljay:
To all the comedy folk at every gathering I’ve left without saying goodbye for the last six years: I’ll have you know I am a fantastic networker, in my dreams, when it’s just me and Meryl Streep alone in a house.
SO ALL THOSE GOODBYES HAVE JUST BEEN ABOUT NETWORKING?!
Actually, I was just pretending you were Meryl Streep. Mmm, Meryl Streep.
To all the comedy folk at every gathering I’ve left without saying goodbye for the last six years: I’ll have you know I am a fantastic networker, in my dreams, when it’s just me and Meryl Streep alone in a house.
Rotate That Frown Along The Z-Axis
I’ve been working on a simple depression-warding-off spell that I learned from my last therapist (Rene, if you’re reading this, I’ll be back soon, feel like we’re due for a breakthrough, sorry about not calling your office for two years). It’s simply and only this: every time I have a depressed thought, I flip it around into a positive thought. For some instances:
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I'd be psyched if we could find ONE ADULT with the... →
I ran out of toothpaste, so I’ve been using a tube of Crest “Cinnamon Rush Gel” that a houseguest left here. It makes you spit red foam into the sink every time, so it’s great if you don’t really want to know how much your gums are bleeding, or if you want to believe your gums are ALWAYS bleeding. Coming soon from the same product developers: Listerine “Chunky...
WatchKitten on my shoulders makes me happy.
This happens basically every morning.
If I get around to making a VYou.com account before the site folds, this is how I will be answering any and all questions.
From an article on CNN.com about the Garfield foofaraw, a reader comments in defense of the strip:
“Jim Davis has never done a strip that’s anti-military and this one is typical of Garfield’s relationship with the spider.”
I don’t mention this to make fun of the biker (!) who said it, so much as to point out the sad fact that I know exactly what relationship...
WatchHOLY SEA COWS
My grownup brain has all kinds of problems with the Narnia books. They’re annoyingly religious and sexist and even racist. My child brain, on the other hand, loves the everloving LOVE out of “The Voyage of the Dawn Treader”, above and beyond the other six books, which my child brain is also quite fond of. I will take my child brain to see this movie, and I will...
Prehistoric Conspiracy Theorist
“Man, why do you even bother paying attention to the Rite of the Dividing River? It doesn’t even matter, it doesn’t even fuckin’ matter, man, who wins the stone-axe duel to determine the next High Chief of the Tribe of Twelve Stars, because real power and control is gonna stay in the hands of the same people: the tiny brown people with three eyes who live inside every tree...
Unclear On The Concept
My friend: “All these girls dressed in Mad Men clothes, but just for Halloween. Don’t they realize they could be this pretty all year long?”
Me: “I think you may have missed the point of that television show you just mentioned.”
