September 2011
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Danfrth is on Tumblr: rosinhabela: My name is... →
rosinhabela:
My name is Kelly Schomburg, I’m the girl with the red hair in these pictures. I was protesting at the Occupy Wall Street march yesterday when I and several other women were sprayed with mace and subsequently arrested. Many have already seen the video, which has been…
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Paul Cibis Presents: Another Goddamn Tumblr:... →
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Prestigious architectural firm seeks Project Manager to oversee construction of cutting edge high rise development in Manhattan. Position reports directly to lead architect and will track day-to-day details of building site, communicate with contractors and sub-contractors, track delivery of…
A modern job posting like this would probably ask for a “rock-star project...
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Fun Things To Look For At Disneyland
Oldest park employee in a shockingly low-status job
Hottest actress playing a non-hot character such as Cruella De Vil
Oldest/fattest child still confined to a stroller
Youngest/fittest adult already confined to a Rascal scooter
Gayest employee at the Little Mermaid ride (this one is a trick because every one of those cute little sailors is the gayest)
Special-needs adult covered with...
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I’m this week’s podcast guest at http://www.thekingoftv.com/ ! Listen as I attempt a Redd Foxx impression, talk a whole bunch of shit about “Rescue Me”, and try to find a more offensive term than “Japanimation” (spoiler alert: I am successful).
Check it out. I love you all.
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Self Absorption at Discount Prices.: The... →
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Okay FINE I admit it: I’m Courtney Stodden’s ghostwriter. I get paid $20 per tweet and all the 5 Hour Energy shots I can stomach (12 a day). Here are the unreleased tweets that DIDN’T make the cut:
-MAKING A SAVORY LOVER’S WAFFLE IN MY BED PLACE. MMMMM THAT IS THE DELICIOUS WAFFLE NOISE.
-A real…
Courtney Stodden defies parody, but Dave DEFIES COURTNEY STODDEN
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Paul Cibis Presents: Another Goddamn Tumblr:... →
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This was sent to me by someone I know and care about deeply, and whose opinions I respect. For comedians I think it’s something worth reading and worth thinking about. The attitudes and jokes discussed below exists all too frequently, and all too casually, in our industry. You might want to…
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