I wanna be rich and famous so that no one will dare to tell me not to do eccentric things, like naming all my adopted multiethnic children after famous comedians: George, Joan, Mel, Carl, Phyllis, Bill, Chris, Eddie, Brian, Ellen, Paul, Richard, Sarah, Joe, Doug, Louie, and Earthquake.
Centuries from now, when “Clash of the Titans” has been utterly forgotten, terrible dudes will still announce their bathroom breaks by saying “Gotta go release the kraken.”
2012 Bridgetown Comedy Festival Final Tally
Drinks: 0 Drugs: Zoloft Pancakes: 3, sourdough Voodoo Donuts: 1, glazed Strip clubs: 1, Magic Garden Weird interactions: innumerable Comedy sets performed: 4 Comedy sets killed at: 3 Comedy sets bombed: 1 (at the Tanker, doesn’t count) Pants purchased: 1 pair High fives: too many, yet not enough Networking: hesitant, awkward, yet hopeful Hugs: mad hugs yo Boston Terriers petted:...
April 10th. Sean Patton.
holyfuckcomedy: (also Paul Jay)