May 2012
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April 2012
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I wanna be rich and famous so that no one will dare to tell me not to do eccentric things, like naming all my adopted multiethnic children after famous comedians: George, Joan, Mel, Carl, Phyllis, Bill, Chris, Eddie, Brian, Ellen, Paul, Richard, Sarah, Joe, Doug, Louie, and Earthquake.
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Centuries from now, when “Clash of the Titans” has been utterly forgotten, terrible dudes will still announce their bathroom breaks by saying “Gotta go release the kraken.”
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2012 Bridgetown Comedy Festival Final Tally
Drinks: 0
Drugs: Zoloft
Pancakes: 3, sourdough
Voodoo Donuts: 1, glazed
Strip clubs: 1, Magic Garden
Weird interactions: innumerable
Comedy sets performed: 4
Comedy sets killed at: 3
Comedy sets bombed: 1 (at the Tanker, doesn’t count)
Pants purchased: 1 pair
High fives: too many, yet not enough
Networking: hesitant, awkward, yet hopeful
Hugs: mad hugs yo
Boston Terriers petted:...
April 10th. Sean Patton.
holyfuckcomedy:
(also Paul Jay)
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