Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.
For booking and other inquires Email me
Hey Leo you can start ending your interviews with “And don’t forget, I get alllllllllll the pussy.”
I was a loud little kid. I was a quiet little kid.
Pausing before wheeling, I’m standing on the blacktop in a heavy denim coat. The other kids...
My beautiful dad #happyfathersday
Great view
Happy Father’s Day to Mr. T and Dadtencio! The only two role models I’ve ever had.
Little gentleman
The winner of the World’s Coolest Guy Award, 2000.
How I’m going to convince my landlord I totally didn’t accidentally punch a hole in my bathroom wall.
Paul Jay
So it seems this roly-poly ball of cuddles got into a New York City cab and stabbed the driver for being Muslim.
How long do you think until a white man can’t get no cab in New York? I give us about a week.
Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.
For booking and other inquires Email me
