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nickholmes:

Widsom by The Internet.


Okay, that’s all great and everything, but what exactly is that on line 5?

“If you don’t like your job, quit”? Do you goddamn know what it’s like out there right now for a jobless person? Do you, anonymous motivational postcard writer? It is fucking hell on toast. When not even STARBUCKS is hiring, you probably shouldn’t pick this particular moment to drop your gainful employment, follow your bliss, and wait for the universe to provide a path for you. It didn’t work for Tobias Funke, it’s not gonna work for you.

I don’t care how many times you’ve read “The Secret”; you can only read it, not eat it.

nickholmes:

Widsom by The Internet.

Okay, that’s all great and everything, but what exactly is that on line 5?

“If you don’t like your job, quit”? Do you goddamn know what it’s like out there right now for a jobless person? Do you, anonymous motivational postcard writer? It is fucking hell on toast. When not even STARBUCKS is hiring, you probably shouldn’t pick this particular moment to drop your gainful employment, follow your bliss, and wait for the universe to provide a path for you. It didn’t work for Tobias Funke, it’s not gonna work for you.

I don’t care how many times you’ve read “The Secret”; you can only read it, not eat it.

(via daveholmes)


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    Going on my fridge. :)
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    Not to be dark and spooky, but I declare that I want this on my tombstone.
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