Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.
For booking and other inquires Email me
Hey Leo you can start ending your interviews with “And don’t forget, I get alllllllllll the pussy.”
I was a loud little kid. I was a quiet little kid.
Pausing before wheeling, I’m standing on the blacktop in a heavy denim coat. The other kids...
My beautiful dad #happyfathersday
Great view
Happy Father’s Day to Mr. T and Dadtencio! The only two role models I’ve ever had.
Little gentleman
The winner of the World’s Coolest Guy Award, 2000.
How I’m going to convince my landlord I totally didn’t accidentally punch a hole in my bathroom wall.
John Ross Bowie to go see that shit.
Paul Jay
From an article on CNN.com about the Garfield foofaraw, a reader comments in defense of the strip:
“Jim Davis has never done a strip that’s anti-military and this one is typical of Garfield’s relationship with the spider.”
I don’t mention this to make fun of the biker (!) who said it, so much as to point out the sad fact that I know exactly what relationship he’s referring to.
Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.
For booking and other inquires Email me
