Centuries from now, when “Clash of the Titans” has been utterly forgotten, terrible dudes will still announce their bathroom breaks by saying “Gotta go release the kraken.”
Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.
For booking and other inquires Email me
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‘He unlaced his cowslamb stepping-shoes with an intensity seldom reserved for slip-ons. She knew...
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Centuries from now, when “Clash of the Titans” has been utterly forgotten, terrible dudes will still announce their bathroom breaks by saying “Gotta go release the kraken.”
Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.
For booking and other inquires Email me
