Moose is learning the gentle art of SQUEAKY MURDER

Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.

For booking and other inquires Email me

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popandsketch:

Free Shipping continues today on Pop&Sketch’s Society 6 profile!

Put. Me. On. Your. Phone.

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Inspiration No.2 (of 2)

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Inspiration No.1 (of 2)

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happiest day of my life :(

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me

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YOU’LL NEVER FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN THE FOREST!!!!

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The Beginning Of A Story I Never Finished

From page 197 of High-Hanging Fruit:

‘He unlaced his cowslamb stepping-shoes with an intensity seldom reserved for slip-ons. She knew...

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coca-cola:

The Loch Ness Monster was first sighted today in 1933. People think Nessie was a menacing creature… but, really, she was a thirsty one.

When you guys are like,...

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Me and my mom. I like to forget about my teens.

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