Seriously I think I’m having a bad time here man

Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.

For booking and other inquires Email me

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Hey Leo you can start ending your interviews with “And don’t forget, I get alllllllllll the pussy.”

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Expanding, contracting, expanding

I was a loud little kid. I was a quiet little kid.

Pausing before wheeling, I’m standing on the blacktop in a heavy denim coat. The other kids...

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My beautiful dad #happyfathersday

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Lower Manhattan, 1888.

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Great view

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Happy Father’s Day to Mr. T and Dadtencio! The only two role models I’ve ever had.

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Little gentleman

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The winner of the World’s Coolest Guy Award, 2000.

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How I’m going to convince my landlord I totally didn’t accidentally punch a hole in my bathroom wall.

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