Paul Jay Comma Comic

High-res natashavc:

Fuck youuuuuuuuu ‘Lincoln’. Fuck Spielberg and his syrup soaked empire cupcake movies. Fuck red shoes dancing through Dachau and the weird sex scene in Munich. Faux populist smirking bullshit. Looks at life and history through the lens of a middle class case worker. White washed vapid shit dressed up as an Important Film. This is just War Horse in people dress.
ALSO NOT COOL TO HAVE ICONIC AMERICAN HISTORICAL FIGURES PLAYED BY TWO BROS FROM EUROPE. 

I love Spielberg, and I want to help him, which is why I want him to know that his “important” movies are fucking awful, every time.
Also this movie has THE BEST CAST of 1991.

natashavc:

Fuck youuuuuuuuu ‘Lincoln’. Fuck Spielberg and his syrup soaked empire cupcake movies. Fuck red shoes dancing through Dachau and the weird sex scene in Munich. Faux populist smirking bullshit. Looks at life and history through the lens of a middle class case worker. White washed vapid shit dressed up as an Important Film. This is just War Horse in people dress.

ALSO NOT COOL TO HAVE ICONIC AMERICAN HISTORICAL FIGURES PLAYED BY TWO BROS FROM EUROPE. 

I love Spielberg, and I want to help him, which is why I want him to know that his “important” movies are fucking awful, every time.

Also this movie has THE BEST CAST of 1991.


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  1. lorettacancun reblogged this from natashavc
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  3. bigbedelia said: I don’t remember Tommy Lee Jones’ wig from my AP U.S. History class, but it seems pretty significant.
  4. littlenickkky666 said: fuck you spielberg makes good films.
  5. onefootinthegrave said: is it weird that is pisses me off more that a foreigners are playing Superman and Spider-Man than Honest Abe? Although DDL would have been a bad ass Kal-El in the ’90s.
  6. thesecretnews reblogged this from natashavc
  7. houseoforange said: Yeah.
  8. artyucko said: youtube.com/watch?v…
  9. lesleygee reblogged this from natashavc and added:
    i would definitely watch a movie about a horse in people clothes.
  10. croghanmaster reblogged this from natashavc and added:
    truth
  11. fuzzysilk reblogged this from natashavc
  12. jackintheblog said: Oh.
  13. psychodelicate-girl reblogged this from natashavc and added:
    THIS!
  14. pauljay reblogged this from natashavc and added:
    I love Spielberg, and I want to help him, which is why I want him to know that his “important” movies are fucking awful,...
  15. lifeisablr said: also, post more when you’re drunk
  16. lowindustrial said: Proposed trilogy: War Horse —> War President (i.e., Lincoln) —> Horse President
  17. guyfromkcmo said: I’ve never seen this but I’ve seen stuff that sounds much the same and agree completely with this sentiment.
  18. radiogra reblogged this from natashavc
  19. inezco reblogged this from natashavc and added:
    LMFAO! I didn’t feel this strongly against the Lincoln trailer, but hilarious rant nonetheless!