Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.
For booking and other inquires Email me
Hey Leo you can start ending your interviews with “And don’t forget, I get alllllllllll the pussy.”
I was a loud little kid. I was a quiet little kid.
Pausing before wheeling, I’m standing on the blacktop in a heavy denim coat. The other kids...
My beautiful dad #happyfathersday
Great view
Happy Father’s Day to Mr. T and Dadtencio! The only two role models I’ve ever had.
Little gentleman
The winner of the World’s Coolest Guy Award, 2000.
How I’m going to convince my landlord I totally didn’t accidentally punch a hole in my bathroom wall.
Paul Jay
Current music.
I’m not used to the change of seasons, and it’s pretty fascinating. The last time I endured it in all its glory, I was a kid who loved this cartoon. I still love it even though I am, in most measurable ways, not a kid. It’s got color, music, humor and nudity. What’s not to love?
Also, “Fantasia” is on YouTube in its entirety, which is apparently allowed?
Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.
For booking and other inquires Email me
