Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.
The Oscars: Ultimatum
Mom:
the oscars start in five minutes, get out of the living room!
Me:
NO! why can’t you just watch it in your room?
Mom:
Because the tvs is biggr.
Me:
I was here first
Mom:
don’t make me g and pull THE BOX out from undr your bed that smells like weed
Mom:
thats right, run!
[I love whenparentstext, and I love in-the-same-room text conversations. Joy.]
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