Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.
For booking and other inquires Email me
Hey Leo you can start ending your interviews with “And don’t forget, I get alllllllllll the pussy.”
I was a loud little kid. I was a quiet little kid.
Pausing before wheeling, I’m standing on the blacktop in a heavy denim coat. The other kids...
My beautiful dad #happyfathersday
Great view
Happy Father’s Day to Mr. T and Dadtencio! The only two role models I’ve ever had.
Little gentleman
The winner of the World’s Coolest Guy Award, 2000.
How I’m going to convince my landlord I totally didn’t accidentally punch a hole in my bathroom wall.
Paul Jay
ARE YOU A MUNCHKIN CAT?
NO?
THEN YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
I’M HANGING OUT WITH THIS GUY AND WE SAY GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR
(via derpycats)
MUNCHTOWN RACES
SHE’LL BE CATTIN’ ROUND THE MUNCHKIN WHEN SHE CATS
MUNCHKIN CATS
THEY’RE SMALL
I used this video to introduce a roomful of ladies to Munchkin cats tonight. So much squealing.
MOTHERFUCKING MUNCHKIN CAT GODDAMN BLOGGING YOU PIECES OF SHIT
