Phineas Gage, holding the iron rod that was blown through his skull by an errant dynamite blast. It passed behind his left eye and up through his brain. He lived for 12 years after the accident, and the rod never left his side.
Why this guy is not a member of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is beyond me.
“Yes, God’s creation is a hellish series of inescapable death traps that only one in 24 of you will survive, and even then you will live at the capricious sufferance of an all-powerful game master who holds your world in an iron grip of oppression and hatred. Good luck, meat puppets!”
(Next Sunday’s service: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH)