Stand up comedian. Based in Portland, Oregon. Will work for attention.
For booking and other inquires Email me
Hey Leo you can start ending your interviews with “And don’t forget, I get alllllllllll the pussy.”
I was a loud little kid. I was a quiet little kid.
Pausing before wheeling, I’m standing on the blacktop in a heavy denim coat. The other kids...
My beautiful dad #happyfathersday
Great view
Happy Father’s Day to Mr. T and Dadtencio! The only two role models I’ve ever had.
Little gentleman
The winner of the World’s Coolest Guy Award, 2000.
How I’m going to convince my landlord I totally didn’t accidentally punch a hole in my bathroom wall.
Paul Jay
“Yes, God’s creation is a hellish series of inescapable death traps that only one in 24 of you will survive, and even then you will live at the capricious sufferance of an all-powerful game master who holds your world in an iron grip of oppression and hatred. Good luck, meat puppets!”
(Next Sunday’s service: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH)
